Narration
Friday, November 28, 2008
tip toe
never thought this day would come.
i showered with a cockroach.freaking hell. i was rinsing soap off when i saw it. and funnily, i whimpered and cornered myself to the other end of my pathetically small toilet, diagonally distanced. i remembered sounding very pathetic when i whimpered but i can remember 'cause i was too focused on it.
i stood there thinking if it could fly or not. it wouldnt be so bad if it doesnt. sadly it did.
FREAKING HELL. i convinced myself to use my next best weapon. My hands. fortunately it landed on the other corner.
knowing that i wouldnt be able to take another of it's flight, i came out naked, grabbed the nearest piece of table cloth and covered you know what. luckily no one's home. Gosh. its seriously embarassing.. i took another cloth to cover my back but realised that was quite dumb because i had to let it down to grab my boxers off the hanging laundry.
took the broom, my all-time-favourite 1st stage weapon and headed for kill.
SWIPE it down, get it to the pail, 2nd stage weapon ready,
SPRAY, get it to the toilet bowl, 3rd stage weapon,
FLUSH.
back to shower.
and the freaking cockroach actually crawled all the way to 7th storey to my toilet window... to get hunt down. hmm
FYP kills.
its has nothing to do with cockroaches if anyone dont know what FYP is.
ich bin warren @ 00:02
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Tey Sing Liang Warren
30 November 1988
blog CREATED on 27 November 2007
The World is not of separate Entity but an entity as a Whole.
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